I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like ‘Your Mama’s so fat she could eat the internet’ but smack talk is happening like right now, like you’re ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.
— Kelly Kapor, The Office.
uk trip, day: too manyme: she said "tak for maden"
mom (to pat on skype): that means thank you.
me: for dinner, thank you for dinner.
mom: you're welcome.