March 2010
12 posts
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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“I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash...”
– Kelly Kapor, The Office.
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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uk trip, day: too many
me: she said "tak for maden"
mom (to pat on skype): that means thank you.
me: for dinner, thank you for dinner.
mom: you're welcome.
Mar 8th
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Mar 3rd
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WatchWatch
Come check out my trip to Scotland, more videos and pictures over on Lovely.
Mar 1st
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February 2010
11 posts
Feb 25th
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A question
Luis: what are the four languages spoken in Switzerland?
Me: Um, French, German--
Luis: Yes, Swiss German-German
Me: Um...Farsi? Yea I don't know.
Luis: Think about the countries that border it.
Me: Um, Flemish?
Luis: You have no idea where Switzerland is.
Me: No, No, I have no idea where Belgium is.
Feb 25th
“don’t was just a compound verb to me.”
– my mom.
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
2 notes
“Been keeping her in storage, you know what it’s like. If it goes, has a...”
– Ivan, Being Human, series2, ep2
Feb 8th
November 2009
1 post
“when caught in a jam keep it sexy.”
– world of war craft player.
Nov 17th
October 2009
4 posts
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
Hey Ladies and Gents, don't forget I'm over here... →
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
August 2009
1 post
been missing me? I'm over here now.  →
Aug 22nd
July 2009
127 posts
22 so far. update.
birthday step on a dead worm birthday watch the silly puppy try to eat and then mysteriously snuggle with the dead worm birthday hit my arm on a chair birthday bruise birthday impending tornado.
Jul 31st
22 so far.
Birthday wake up late birthday work out birthday dishes birthday laundry birthday diet sprite and full bar.
Jul 31st
me: we can go to vermont for 120 dollars
me: but then were in vermont
ak: yeaaa
ak: its nice in the winter
ak: and for syrup
ak: which neither of us eat
Jul 27th
Listenjuliaallison: Us Regina Spektor myguy sent me...
Jul 27th
dash snow died. that's awfully sad. →
Jul 26th
Jul 26th
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“Liz: I’m really sorry about what I did. And I know you can’t forgive me but just...”
– efyyness: cheia: FUCK YEAH LIZ LEMON
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Liz: What's going on, business got ya down?
Jack: Business doesn't get me down, business gets me off.
Jul 23rd
“I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via seanlovesthis) (via fuckyeahlizlemon)
Jul 23rd
“If reality TV has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no...”
–  Liz Lemon, “30 Rock” (via imsupertramp) (via fuckyeahlizlemon)
Jul 23rd
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“Whats the past tense of scam? Is it scrumped? Liz Lemon you just got Scrumped!”
– Tracy Jordan (30Rock) (via ashleyharder) (via fuckyeahlizlemon)
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
jennifer westfeldt and jon hamm.
Jul 23rd
jon hamm and jennifer westfeltd, gap ad. amazing.
Jul 23rd
Jul 23rd
Jul 23rd
101 notes
this is fascinating. a girl who doesn't age. →
Jul 23rd
i wish they had the classic style for NYU instead...
Jul 23rd
though, the pants kind of suck.
Jul 23rd
i think i need the whole set.
Jul 23rd