lastdoorontheright: I also want to start writing a screenplay or sit-com treatment that features real nuggets of love and wisdom from my old boss…like the time she suggested that my wife be induced so that my boss could arrange my work schedule. want to know what’s funny? over dinner the other night i said to dad that i thought you should have been a screen play writer. what other...
There are three things I have learned never to...
The Great Pumpkin always picks the most sincere pumpkin patch to rise out of. He’s just gotta pick this pumpkin patch. He’s just gotta! Look around. You can see that there’ not a sign of hypocrisy anywhere. Nothing but sincerity reaching out as far as the eye can see. -Linus Van Pelt, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. following a strange month i haven’t...
The only thing worse than not having a dream is not having the courage to go...– (via wwjzd) wwjzd i’m developing a slight blog crush on you.
i brought like all of my laundry to my dads (comforter, pillows included). my dad’s laundry space is in the basement, and two years ago (the end of sophomore year) i was moving out of an apartment back home to my mom’s. my father had just moved into this house and i hired a van to bring i’d say a quarter of my stuff to store in my dad’s basement. [regardless of this i still...
i am not a dog person.
but i’m pretty sure that if someone was to buy me this adorable baby the grossness of the past month would dissapear. almost positive, actually. this is a sheltie, fyi.
garanimals commercial →
this commercial cracks me up.
tales of "i don't have a tv"
at 2 am The Odd Couple is on channel 11, CW.
..MyGuy what Sissy and her friend G should do for cheap dates. He had some ideas. MyGuy:G shoots things Sissy watches G and Sissy go to mcdonalds G sees how far he can throw Sissy G runs into a brick wall blind foled Sissy constructs a maze in your backyard for G to navigate through G constructs a pillow fort Sissy and G go to a shitty part of town and try to score drugs for under ten dollars G...
1390, first trials for witchcraft in Paris, i’ve never heard of this before. am fascinated, anyone else know anything about this? 1886, the tickertape parade is invented when worked sponteanously throw tickertape on the passing parade for the dedication of the Statue of Liberty. 1923, Turkey becomes a republic after the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire. 1929, Black Tuesday, NYSE crashes...
i didnt realise i was an astronaut– tom upon seeing our posted conversation. i was confused for more than a moment.
I REMEMBER— sophomore year i was some sort of fairy-there were blue wings, white shirts with puff paint and jeans. that’s all i remember.
me: what was i for halloween sophomore year, i can't remember and lanna can't either.
u: i don't remember..
me: what were you?
u: a refridgerator..
me: o was that sophom-
u: were you RACHEL RAY?!?!
instead of reblogging wwjzd twice in a row..
wwjzd: WHY CAN’T A FILM CREW JUST COME AND FILM ME SO I CAN HAVE MY OWN TV SHOW AND THAT WAY COMPANIES WOULD HIRE ME WITHOUT A TRICKY PHONE INTERVIEW SO THEY COULD BE ON MY TV SHOW AND THEN I WOULD HAVE A LINE OF MY OWN AND PRETEND TO GO TO FASHION SCHOOL AND BE ABLE TO GO TO CABO FOR A WEEKEND ON A PRIVATE PLANE AND EVERYTHING WOULD R00L. i feel much the same. and honestly, everyone says this i...
tales from a modern relationship
even though he hasn’t picked up his phone all day, i know he’s alright because he updated his blog.
what i wore, 7.
i love, love, love this outfit.
am trying to find a Russian poem. found in english this “Girl Beatnik” by Yevgeny Yevtushenko, i really love his stuff, but cannot find it in Russian. it’s frustrating.
i never think that people die. they just go to department stores.– andy warhol (via sarazucker)
Killers! Murders! You liars! All of you liars! You’re only happy when you...– Roslyn, The Misfits. Arthur Miller writing for Marilyn Monroe (in the apex of her acting), Clark Gable, and Montgomery Clift. what else could you want?
me as a peanuts character.
what i wore, 6.
i don’t know if you’ve all realized this already, but i tend to lean toward a mroe classic look. yes i wear skinny jeans, but most trendy looks really don’t work on me, and i’m ok with that. i prefer stripes, blacks, denim and classic materials (tweed! cashmere!) anyway. i like to look modern, but i like to think that with some minor tweaking my outfit could fit into many...
visitor stats from the past few days.
ok, so MyGuy and i aren’t big drinkers (i did the whole dress up and get smashed thing two years ago, he was in Europe, i want to say Ireland at the time didn’t celebrate) , i hate crowd ( we did the parade last year, i kept saying “i hate crowds”) and i don’t eat candy. also: we’re cheap. but i still want to do something kick ass on halloween, something...
on halloween costumes.
“For Cindy McCain, one needs only a bottle of Budweiser, a country-music bouffant wig, and string of fake pearls. A bottle of pills is optional and functional but maybe cruel. Also, demon fire for eyes, but that is hard to find.” —Joshua David Stein, Page Six Magazine
So I watched 'The Happening' tonight (an ALL CAPS...
planettampon: FUCK YOU, M NIGHT SHYMAMAMALAYLAALLANANANANA…I WAS COMPARING ZOOEY DESCHANEL TO KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, WHO—LET’S FACE IT—IS THE POOR WOMAN’S ANNE HATHAWAY. SHE WAS SO BAD. SO BAD. I HATED HER. I HATED ZOOEY. UGH. I FEEL LIKE I’VE JUST TAKEN A HUGE DUMP ON ZOOEY’S PRETTY FACE. OR AT LEAST SOMEONE DID. A BIG BROWN PAP. WHY DID SHE AGREE TO DO THIS FILM. IT—MARK...
also can you make people butter that is surreal internet NOOOOOOOOOOO...– -MyGuy. and the recipe, if anyone wants it. i love the description “Another recipe for mothers wanting something to do with their surplus expressed breastmilk.”
i have to say though my all time favorite Taj...
ain't just a building in Agra.
MyGuy and i spent sunday doing work together, except by together i mean i did work and he played around on his laptop. until what seemed like precisely the moment i was done working and then urgency set in and he had to stay where we were and write a paper. I found myself alone, with no work, and my iPod. i shuffled through for a while until i hit Taj Mahal’s “Done Changed my Way of...
me: want to get dinner at whole foods?
myguy: no, you go there too much. it's weird.
i am getting these for my family. or i am making my own. brilliant.
are those matroshka dolls in that obento box?
i laugh outloud.
Cunnilingus can be fun, but it is better to give it more taste. Here, a woman is equaled to food, put on a table and eaten. They don’t necessarily taste good though. -Professor Fabio Parasecoli, who i am currently taking a class with and just read an essay by him in another class. the essay (Feeding Hard Bodies) is about cooking in men’s health magazines, the quote is taken from a...
rolling in my grey volvo.
this summer at work we were chatting about cars. Kelly said she wanted a red car, a sport little sexy one. Roxy wanted something fast and fancy. I wanted the 1980 cream Volvo which rode by. I have this unnatural connection to Volvos, particularly station wagons born before 1985. i enjoy muted colors, green, grey and cream.. though i will also fawn over a beat up red or blue one. perhaps this is...
i can't sleep
and while stumbling through the blog-iverse, i had a thought. you know how those all those haters who say things like “how can you have a life if you’re blogging all the time?” i was thinking sort of the opposite of that. with relationships. i see a lot of seemingly happy couples on blogs, and this may be 100% because this is the angle they show of of their relationship (its...
i cant read i instead dance– MyGuy, ..what?
sarazucker: though i’m sure what you saw at h&m is not an identical replica, this fringe dress looks very similar to the following high-end versions: alice + olivia, larok, velvet, and moschino. weebleswobble: i think i just saw this dress at h&m, maybe sara can give me a ruling if the h&m one is a knock off of some other fabulous company? i looked at it from a few angles and...
i think i just saw this dress at h&m, maybe sara can give me a ruling if the h&m one is a knock off of some other fabulous company? i looked at it from a few angles and its constructed the same way, as far as i can tell.
Fashion is like the id.- bob morris.
worn four ways: