when i got my university ID card four years ago the date 8/2009, my technical graduation month, seemed so far off. 2009!? 2009! what a year.. so far off, it was a number i had to write on papers, into little slots, and on dash marks. but it was not a number that was a realistic year to me.. just a number ..and now that number is almost here, almost real. that’s terrifying.
well, i had to.
In 2008, I gained a puppy! I lost weight? let’s pretend. I stopped biting my nails. I started supporting Barack Obama. I was hugely satisfied by Barack Obama. And frustrated by stupid things. I am so embarrassed that I suddenly no longer can store a huge bank of names in my head. Once again, I am spending new years happily at home. Once again, I did not make any resolutions, ha-ha BITCHES....
five types of new years..don't i know it. →
Normally I hate my Dad's insistence on sending me...
melanietee: An Explanation of the Difference between Christmas and Chanukah, so that in future you will know how to answer! 8. A home preparing for Christmas smells wonderful. The sweet smell of cookies and cakes baking. Happy people are gathered around in festive moods. A home preparing for Chanukah smells of oil, potatoes and onions. The home, as always, is full of loud people all talking at...
that was strangely specific.
1: did you make out with her?
2: make out with her? in the Met? who does that?
1: yea..who does that? that's like giving a handjob at nassau coliseum
sissy: OK I JUST HAVE A QUESTION: is it animal, human or mineral--?
me: it's vegetable! HUMANS ARE ANIMALS.
i..ok.. no, this is too gross, i’m not going to say it.. ok.. i.....– Tennie.
what i wore, 10. sunday evening!
condoms or none-doms.
MyGuy has been playing “Fable II” all evening (brother got it for christmas) he just got asked if he’d like to have sex, and if so which kind..hm.
emily post post.
mixtapesandlove: weebleswobble: <manners rant> I am fully aware that I was one of those people on Christmas but I can justify this with the fact that I didn’t have my phone on me all day, I purposely left it in my room because I knew I would get distracted from cooking with my mom. I am sorry I didn’t text you back, but by the time I saw my phone, it was very late. To everyone else I...
Jenna Maroney: Do you think those guys work on Wall Street? Liz Lemon: Yeah. I...– 30 Rock
emily post post.
can we talk about manners for a moment? i am really tired of people eschewing manners. and by manners i mean respect.. when you leave manners behind i feel like you’re saying “i don’t respect you enough to treat you properly”. and then i want to promptly spit on you. promptly. i want to discuss timely response in particular. it’s come to my attention that a number of...
i am no longer jealous of prince William’s girlfriend. prince william is no longer handsome. he is just sort of boring looking/chris martin-esque.
i love swedish dala horses, 3.
i love swedish dala horses, 2.
i love swedish dala horses
From A Letter From Lesbia
magistrae: This is why I find the literary world so fascinating. Dorothy Parker, my all-time favorite poet and writer, read some Catullus and interpreted the relationship between Catullus and Lesbia in her own words. This poem riffs directly off of Catullus 3. I like the last line the best, “The stupid fool! I’ve always hated birds….” … So, praise the gods, Catullus is away! And let me tend...
breaking news! i found my faux fur collar!
i’ve been looking for it for months, it came with my plain black cashmere sweater. my mother bought it for me about 8 years ago and i hated it then. i thought it was so cheesey. now though.. i don’t know why i ever removed the fur collar. everything looks better with a fur collar, duh.
christmas as a lumber jack.
magistrae: Nulli se dicit mulier mea nubere malle quam mihi, non si se Iuppiter ipse petat. dicit: sed mulier cupido quod dicit amanti, in vento et rapida scribere oportet aqua. My woman says to me that there is none With whom she’d rather spend her days than I, Should even Jove himself ask her to wed. So she says, but women often lie, What a woman says to a desirous lover, Ought to be...
An open letter...
neonnights: TO: Weebles and Melt Did you guys get my save the dates? MixTapes has alerted me to getting hers but i just wanted to make sure that you two did as well. thank you. Moi yes i got it! unfortunantly its the same day as brother’s highschool grad, so i can’t make it! i’m so sorry! but i know it will be beautiful and i can’t wait to see the pictars. !
go check out sissy's blog.. →
pleh, take 2.
guys i need to tell my dad and step dad what i want for christmas. any suggestions? my requests for health insurance next year seem to be exhuasting everyone.
just write something incoherent to go along with it and use verbs as adjectives...– sissy on a poem the siblings are writing round robin style