April 2008
102 posts
her deadpan getsya everytime.
me: i want to work/intern at college humor
b: i want to intern at lolcats
i just enrolled for advanced russian. was this a poor choice? now i have a monday class.. woohoo.. the real q is ..drop out of my thursday class and keep the three day week?
“YOU LOSE AT RELATOINSHIPS
GO BUY CATS”
– Mel.
hustle quakers, let's go. hustle quakers, lets GO...
sister: I dont get it..do they know what Quaker IS?
me: they know its wehre you go if you "are too immature to go to boarding school" from [superwaspyprivatemiddleschool]
ebarassing internet confession: i think if i type something quick with no spaces and then close the box its sort of like saying it super quick and no one can really hear it.
“i’m a new yorker, i’m very aware that i’m not in new york when...”
– anthony bourdain
k.
sister: should i be worried: my BANK misspelled BANK on the statement
me: UM WHAT
sister: uh yeah "Banc"
me: its french
sister: it's bank of america
sister: not banc of france
JazzBand
Otto Muehl is an Austrian artist, a big contributer to Vinnese Actionism. We discussed him in class today, and I realize his wikipedia is lacking or sparse on some of these interesting facts:
in 1970 he started one commune based on psychoanalysis as far as i can tell, that failed quickly..
..leading to the founding of his second commune, based in free love, the women (it was mostly women) were...
text messaging with my sister.
me: Is top chef on tonight?
sister: Yes.
me: At ten?
sister: Yes.
me: Are you a monkey:
sister: Yes
me: A killer monkey sent into the past from the future to assassinate a major world leader?
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sister: i made an amazing cake!
some want to explain the russian past passive participle? or where the past active particple went?
according to my professor
we suffer because: we sit at computers all day, needlessly, “i sit at computer. i suffering” “making gym” it apparently “making torture” o and myface.
cary grant fun fact
after being expelled from school in 1918 he traveled with a circus group, the “Bob Pender stage troup” as a stilt walker. if that ain’t sexy, i don’t know what is.
memories..
in 5th grade there were some teachers looking on in my math class, and my teacher asked what the N was in math problems. i said the vertebrate and the teachers laughed and i thought i said something dirty i was so embarassed.
“The jean! The jean is the destructor! It is a dictator! It is destroying...”
– Pierre Cardin, avant garde fashion designer.. i found him while discussing paper topics with AK..
o so THAT'S what's going on..
me: he was born an old man?
bren: he is a demon. An immortal demon. A holdout escaped from an Egyptian tomb.
bren: And he will never die, or grow old, so long as he continues to consume souls
bren: like he's diong
bren: RIGHT NOW
mhm..
prof: so todays class.. believe it or not, that was all from readings from last week.
Matt: I BELIEVE IT!!
to clear it up.
a lot of people have been asing what my user name is.. Tennessee Celeste Claflin was a true feminist bad ass. here’s why: She and her sister Victoria Woodhull (nee Claflin) were the first two women on Wall Street. They were called “the Queens of Finance” and “the Bewitching Brokers.” They were backed and assisted by Cornelius Vanderbuilt. The sisters owed a...
also, its raining in the kind of way where it seems like it might never ever stop, and it got in my boots.
i have, i have not..
in russian i suggested that the first singular form of the verb “to give”/ davat/давать was “ya dyem/,” thinking (knowing) it was like the verb “to eat/есть” . only i forgot the root of “давать/davat” is “да/da.” my russian teacher responded by telling me.. “o, that’s cute.” i feel demoralized.
“No, seriously. Marriage is scary, y’all. It involves legal stuff. And you...”
– mel, cracks me up. britney spears on marriage?
flattery.
Mel: I love your sister, btw. I wish I knew her better. she seems so awesome. basically I want to be a [mylastname]..when you get married, don't change your last name you'll lose the awesomeness
“he looked like he had a fucking furry cake on his head.”
– e.
today i saw..
a drullet. i wish i had a picture.
so happy for her!
it is weird to find out one of your best friends from highschool is engaged. i think the weirdest part is imagining her last name being different. but i am excited for her none the less.. yay weddings, if you’re reading this lilly.. i BEST be invited. kidding, not. but i am.. no, i’m not..
"sometimes i go on dates with men"
tonight was Jena’s birthday at the Delancey, had a nice time with B, St. and Lili. …shared a cab with Lili and B and ended up at AK’s dorm.. ..sat around w her friends and chatted. it was lovely. tomorrow calls for more russian studying how am i still awake?
we played never have i ever.
Alex: never have i ever had sex without a condom.
Ashley: ugh! It feels like a dolphin!
“homosexual ferosha!”
– what the fuck does this mean? it was too funny.
accomplished.
today i accomplished: theories of the avant garde paper on tristan tzara got my russian presentation to seven minutes. after deciding to go to bed, and being unable to do so i: went over participles and verbal adjectives russian vocab, i made lists of ALL OF IT. typed up the needed vocab for my oral presentation. packed up my winter clothes and unused books laundry, go me. began reading for...
“i’d rather have lots of breast milk than a million melons”
– little girl who [lacks a sense of irony and] breast fed til she was 5.. and whose 8 year old sister still does. video found here.
i need to find something to wear to a party at the delancy. i am lost.
the new york times reviewed the concert. they felt... →
sister and i went shopping today, nothing good out there! it should not be HARD to make my body not look awful, its good raw material! i saw my aunt on the street while i was in a cab some overly tanend manpri wearing metrosexual stared B down outside of a cafe. saw a very cool duo at think coffee. curry in a hurry for dinner, i swear..this is the best place in the world. i miss E.
