in defense of bacon
helenrips: I’m sorry, I cannot take your PETA flyer. I love bacon too much. I went to Spain and fell in love with bacon even more. I’ll reuse bacon fat to fry my eggs, that’s how much I love bacon. So no, I cannot take your PETA reading material. I If it makes any difference, I also love falafel. What would be better than falalafel would be bacon in falafel, but that really really really...
i was like enough of you assman– sissy.
me: tell me what you think of my new fb pic
myguy: i like pictures where i can see tennie
myguy: that is not one
So far this is what I know of westchester: we are lost and my little sister does a really good version of fergalicious by fergie. That’s all I know.
I had hardly begun to read I asked how can you ever be sure that what you write is really any good at all and he said you can’t you can’t you can never be sure you die without knowing whether anything you wrote was any good if you have to be sure don’t write - W.S. Mewin’s “Berryman”
boring for you.
i have to go to sleep because tomorrow is like this: (how boring for you) coffee and russian reading russian lunch (with myguy?) change?/drop off books? -depends on how well i get dressed in the AM. six train to dad’s office. go with dad to get little sister at school (this makes me SO happy) go to the best chester, westchester for ROSH HASHANAH! (la shana tova!) return? i hope. ...
i’ve expanded- GO BUY.
i think its a huge testament to the timelessness and gravity of Maya Angelou’s writing that after all this time people are still trying to ban her books, particularly “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.” often what was once considered shocking 40 years later is common- but Angelou’s work is still creating conversation and discord. * some interesting facts about Maya...
i sold my first piece of art today. i had two pieces in a co-op show and today was the opening, i couldn’t make it- but one of my pieces was the only piece in the entire, entire show to sell! i’m sort of entirely excited about it.
best way to confuse people?
wear sunglasses at weather inappropriate moments, also: inside.
Facebook: The movie, by David Lehre.. its longer than the videos i usually post, but its brilliant, follows the trajectory of a teen movie perfectly. also barry might be the best character ever created.
outside the box.
hmm.. so i just got back from the box, yes. it’s 4 am.. i know, i thought i was an old lady too, but old ladies can have fun sometimes. the box is known for its racy “burlesque”-esque shows, its vaudevillian displays, but i think that was lost on me.. now, don’t get me wrong- the place pumped me up, made me laugh, got me dancing in heels (its been so, so long since...
Fashion is coming out of every hole of her body
At the box and jude law is def here
sean: what are you on?
me: roomie and i are on senior year
roomie: i don't know about you, but i'm on meth.
three quarter year crisis.
in lieu of an autumn crisis, anxieties mounting in a really fucking annoying way- my sister gave me a list of things worth worrying about: finding ballet flats, ordering nanas bars, the neverending fly situation at home, reeling in your use of the words “situation” and “super” you and “myguy”, winter wardrobe, figuring out exactly what non society is,...
it is now officially autumn. when an early autumn walks the land and chills the breeze and touches with her hand the summer trees, perhaps you’ll understand what memories i own. -gershwin.
What's cooking, dude?
lastdoorontheright: is this a reference to a certain mother’s [ex] husband?
i am really a big fan of brunch, but sometimes sunday mornings have that awful glint of the week beginning and your brunch flow is all thrown off.you put on the wrong clothes, choose the wrong place, cry in the car and look like a fool.. don’t worry, we’ll get there. this morning sissy and i were supposed to have brunch with friends of her’s at the shipwreck, which i’ve...
i saw old autumn in the misty morn Stand shadowless like silence, listening To silence. -thomas hood. i just wanted you all to know, it’s autumn! officially autumn starts monday the 22nd. but i had to wear cashmere and denim today, this makes it fall. fall and the smell of fire and cold always, always reminds me of the recreation villages i would visit on school field trips when i was...
dear sz, i have been home for two days and have already been in your place of employment two (2) times. you were not there either time. i did however have a brainstorming session with harris. please be there next time i come in. thank you. me.
text messages, this time with a friend.
sean: i hate you tennie
sean: one fish two fish red fish blue fisg
me: Sean you are made of children's unfulfilled dreams.
sean: i heart you tennie
me: You are filled with the crispy bits which fell off of kfc wings.
He’s definitely gay or a complete homosexual.– friend.
after ten years..
TRL is being cancelled. i consider it a mercy killing. they barely play videos, have like five revolving vjs, and it hasn’t been filmed daily or live for years. mercy killing.
"amy poehler/hillary clinton": i believe diplomacy should be the corner stone of any foriegn policy
tina fey/"sarah palin": and i can see russia from my house!