February 2009
167 posts
“they need to combine the characters of gaeta and tigh to create the ultimate...”
– something awful forum on Battlestar Galactica
January 2009
72 posts
know what's amazing?
POCKETS.
also, dancing.
know what’s not amazing?
being drunk and riding down bond street.
Sister Golden Hair, America
Well I tried to make it sunday, but I got so damn depressed That I set my sights on monday and I got myself undressed I aint ready for the altar but I do agree theres times When a woman sure can be a friend of mine Well, I keep on thinkin bout you, sister golden hair surprise And I just cant live without you; cant you see it in my eyes? I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to...
“i consider your blog your personal constitution— you should from now on...”
– myguy. life imitates art, which imitates life.. which mocks art?
“That’s really hot of him.”
– Polina on the fact that someone is Greek.
timing is everything.
me: i want to make an effort to make up more facts
bestfriend: so do 23% of college females
note to self.
do not tell others the nickname you used to call bestfriend that he hates. and wouldn’t let you call him, ever. he will not appreciate it.
on three(?) square meals
if you’re waking up at noon you start with lunch and have dinner. you forfeit the right to breakfast. but my opinion is moot i think, i’m not normal.*
*plus snacks, usually.
sbz:
i really need to get myself into a normal meal schedule routine. after a while, it gets a little confusing to eat breakfast when you wake up around lunchtime.
this avoids a telling of the story.
me: hello Jon (Jon is one of MyGuy's closest friends)
Jon: TENNY! where are you going? no, it doesn't matter, come to dinner with us.
me: why jon? so you can call me fat again!
jon: that's not what i said!
me: no, you said i had "child bearing hips"
jon: that's out of context.
me: right sorry, the context was "don't eat ice cream because you already have child bearing hips"
*Jon has apologized a lot, and i know he simply meant it as a joke to get back home sooner. but i still am not mad that after he said this MyGuy bit him.
“for some reason this conversation makes me want to watch youtube videos of cats...”
– Tom Dyne.
i always had a thing for Harrison Ford
me: if you could be any movie role who would you be
MyGuy: han solo
MyGuy: done
present, future.
some blogs have “next” meaning further back, and some have “previous” meaning the same thing.. and visa versa. dudes, how am i the only confused one?
best compliment ever received in regards to my...
roomie said “i love that i’m walking in between you guys.”
“why was jurassic park 3 shouting at you during scrabble”
– the amazing Tom Dyne, on this post.
what else is there to say? →
what i wore, 11. inaugural edition.
it was also the last first day of classes for me!
“One might be risking the shelter of respectability if one fell in love with the...”
– Vivian Gornick, The End of the Novel of Love.
“it’s also possible a presidential inauguration has never quite looked like...”
– Keith Olbermann
i have the distinct impression that you're pretty... →
“i’m going down gracefully, fucker.”
– JP III during an intense game of scrabble.. which i won, 123 to 118.
“you know, if you’re not nice to me i’ll start calling the dog Lorne...”
– mom.
thought #238
magistrae:
What does “bibi” mean and why does my ten year old sister keep saying it?
seconded*.
*there is something to be said for the fact that we have the same sister though..probably.
“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s...”
– Crash Davis, Bull Durham
this is integrity, my friends. →
want, 2.
i love it with the belt!
small world.
i live in a small town. i go to a big school. i live in a big city. isn’t the internet supposed to be huge? yet everyone knows everyone.
true confessions.
as a religious studies major i probably should not admit that i get a significant chunk of my ideas on religion and spirituality from Battlestar Galactica.
want, 1.
speaking of.
isn’t it funny how “serious, wait, what exactly is she famous for” actress Kirsten Dunst neglects to mention movies such as “Get Over It,” “All I Wanna Do” (a great movie about boarding school) and the flick that made her uber popular “Bring It On,” and instead chooses to focus on the lauded and 15 year old “Interview With the...
have you ever read a shakespear play?
MTV is airing one of my favorite movies.. Get Over It. a huge box office flop, but a staple in my DVD library. it also does an amazing musical rendition of “A Midsummer’s Night Dream”..also it stars Ben Foster, Colin Hanks, SISQO, Kirsten Dunst, Shane West, and my personal fav. Mila Kunis.
“Really? I’ll tell you one thing though. You did not have me the moment...”
– Milly Wilder, Because I Said So. i do love this movie, un-apologetically.
this is a wise purchase, yes?
ugg boots do uggly things to your feet →
sarazucker:
uh oh.
um, duh? try walking one city block in these, they’re harder to walk around in than heels. i really wear mine as slippers or when i’m in my hometown and going from car to store with very little walking..
just like Coto.
because the pup learned super quickly how to climb the stairs and this was unfavorable behaviour (the upstairs is not puppy ready! and to allow her to sprint up here would mean someone would have to follow her and moreover we’re not sure how well she can make it down the stairs) my parents installed a gate at the bottom of the steps. sissy and i are the only ones who reside upstairs, making...
amazon saves lives.
should be here in three days, hoorah!
i’m watching Breaking Away, with the pup.
on dreaming of a fresh, new start
sbz:
in speaking cattily about me, someone once said something similar to “sara doesn’t know much about the world, because she lives with her parents.” having lived on my own for months across the world in a country whose language i hadn’t learned to speak, amongst other experiences, i would say that that is an extremely untrue statement. fuck you.
i think that is incredulously unfair, the...
“Big city, hmm? Live. Work, huh? But. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is...”
– Pete, The Muppets Take Manhattan