April 2009
97 posts
memory lane
for the second time now i’ve seen liev schreiber at Think Coffee on Bowery and Bleecker ( you guys remember my obsession with Think, right?) the other day i saw him sitting infront of it in a big black SUV with the passenger window down and this morning was enjoying coffee in the chilly sun, clad in sunglasses and joined by his [prettier in person] wife life partner Naomi Watts and a [not as...
“i think the kentucky derby* has fewer false starts”
– myguy,
*which is may second!
“your pre-bed rituals are just a shade away from roman catholic mass.”
– myguy.
Finding Nemo
Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
[to Squirt]
Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
just found this on the back of a paper
me: let's take a walk
myguy: why? to break up with me?
me: no, because it's 45 degrees out.
myguy: are you going to kill me with your elf ears?
kevinishere:
Holy shit, i know that guy in the checker board shirt. He’s a really cool person and I actually think he would find this hilarious.
weebleswobble:
lookatthisfuckinghipster:
“I’m sorry. This is the last time I’ll ask, but…are we a lesbian couple?”
amazing! i was actually looking for people I knew on it ..but alas, kevin wins.
“She started shakin’ to that fine fine music
You know her life was saved...”
– velvet underground, rock and roll
“mechanism, the very soul of materialism.”
– d.h. lawrence, women in love
“It was good what we did yesterday.
And I’d do it once again.
The fact...”
– pale blue eyes, velvet underground
Berryman
by W.S. Merwin I will tell you what he told me in the years just after the war as we then called the second world war don’t lose your arrogance yet he said you can do that when you’re older lose it too soon and you may merely replace it with vanity just one time he suggested changing the usual order of the same words in a line of verse why point out a thing twice he suggested...
“TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.”
– post modern plots
“LOLITA: Man encourages step-daughter to take chances.”
– post modern plots
“CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist...”
– post modern plots
“CHASING AMY: Homosexuality proved to be passing fancy and sign of sexual...”
– post modern plots
“GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.”
– post modern plots
amazing.
father: well, i treat women with respect.
son (22 or so): really? why?!
GUYS I NEED THESE.
i made up a song about how much i want sugar free peeps because i miss peeps. *
i want sugar free peeps.
i want them
i want them
i want them
i want themmmmm.
(repeat)
*when spring used to come i used to live off a diet of peeps alone, strangely this was healthier than my regular diet. now do you see why i don’t eat sugar?
it's called communication people.
me: what would you say if i was to participate in a website called seekingarrangements.com
myguy: wa..wan..want to see my impression of a lizard?
