Normally I hate my Dad’s insistence on sending me chain e-mails, but this was too good to pass up.

melanietee:

An Explanation of the Difference between Christmas and Chanukah, so that in future you will know how to answer!

8. A home preparing for Christmas smells wonderful. The sweet smell of cookies and cakes baking. Happy people are gathered around in festive moods. A home preparing for Chanukah smells of oil, potatoes and onions. The home, as always, is full of loud people all talking at once. nights.

wait, i’m confused. potatoes, onions and oil.. those are the best smells existent. i want that perfume, and latkes.

also, this one for good measure:

12. Many Christians believe in the virgin birth. Jews think, “Yossela, Bubela, snap out of it. Your woman is pregnant, you didn’t sleep with her, and now you want to blame G-d? Here’s the number of my shrink”.